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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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HUH. THIS
IS INTERESTING.

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"WIFE OF BRAK'S DAD
TO SPEND TWO WEEKS AT EXCLUSIVE SPA RESORT.

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I JUST NEEDED
A DADGUM BREAK, SHE EXPLAINED."

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ISN'T THAT
AN INTERESTING STORY, MOTHER?

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I'M NOT MOM, DAD.
I'M BRAK, YOUR SON.

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OH, UH, RIGHT.
OH, LOOK AT THIS.

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ALL EXPENSES PAID?

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THAT FITS MY BUDGET
PERFECTLY.

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I'M GONNA
ENTER THAT CONTEST AND WIN IT.

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BRAK, YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW TO RAP.

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♪ DADDY DON'T KNOW
ABOUT MY RAPPIN' ABILITY ♪

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♪ WHAT YOU GOT
IS FUTILITY ♪

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FUTILITY!

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♪ TIME OUT, DAD,
THAT'S A MEAN THING TO SAY ♪

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♪ HEY, YOU WANT
TO BE A RAPPER, GOT TO PLAY THAT WAY ♪

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♪ YOU GOT TO ROLL LARGELY
AND ARRIVE CORRECT ♪

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♪ I HEAR YOU LOUD
AND CLEAR, DAD, IN FULL EFFECT ♪

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♪ CHECK ME OUT,
MY NAME IS BRAK ♪

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♪ AND THAT'S A FACT

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♪ I GOT A MOM AND A DAD
AND THE YARD OUT BACK ♪

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♪ WE SIT BY THE POOL
AND WE NIBBLE ON SNACKS ♪

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♪ THEN WE EAT
A BIG LUNCH, AND WE ALL TAKE NAPS ♪

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♪ WE DON'T HAVE
A POOL, BRAK, BUT DON'T YOU KNOW THE SCORE? ♪

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♪ I HAVEN'T BEEN EMPLOYED
SINCE 1984 ♪

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♪ I THOUGHT WE HAD
A POOL, WHAT'S THAT HOLE OUT BACK? ♪

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♪ JUST A WATER-FILLED CRATER
FROM AN ALIEN ATTACK ♪

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♪ I STILL GOT A DREAM,
DAD, AND IT'S THE BEST ♪

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♪ I'M GONNA
BE THE WINNER OF THE RAP CONTEST ♪

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♪ JIGGA WHO?
A-JIGGA WHAT? ♪

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♪ A-JIGGA ME,
A-JIGGA YOU ♪

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HOW'D THAT FLAVOR
TASTE GOING DOWN, DADDY MAN?

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BRAK, I'D LIKE TO WISH YOU
ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD,

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BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED
TO GET DOWN TO THE BATCAVE AND SEE WHAT ALBERT WANTS.

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YOU GO DO THAT,
DADDY.

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I'M GONNA GO DOWN
TO THE RAP STORE

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AND CHECK OUT
THE COMPETITION.

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♪ WELL, HERE I AM
WALKING DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ HEY, LOOK DOWN THERE,
I CAN SEE MY FEET ♪

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♪ I GAVE THEM BOTH NAMES,
ONE'S TONY, ONE'S LOU ♪

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♪ YOU STEPPIN' ON TONY,
LOU'S STEPPIN' ON YOU ♪

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♪ SO I'M WALKING
DOWN THE STREET, OR SHOULD I SAY ♪

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♪ ON THE SIDEWALK?
THE STREETS ARE NOT SAFE ♪

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♪ THERE'S CARS AND BUSES
AND TRICKED OUT SCOOTERS ♪

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♪ AND THE
KIND I LIKE BEST ♪

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♪ ARE TRICKED OUT
SCOOTERS ♪

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Meatwad: YAY!

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HEY, ZORAK.

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
THE BIG RAP CONTEST AT THE HIGH SCHOOL?

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I HEAR IT'S
THE SHIZNIT.

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EH, BUNCH OF HACKS.
THOSE JERKS COULDN'T RAP A FRIGGING SANDWICH.

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♪ CRAP RAPPERS,
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM ♪

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♪ AIN'T GOT NO CHOICE
BUT TO MAKE FUN OF THEM ♪

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♪ IT'S ALL JUST AN ACT, MAN,
THOSE GANGSTERS IS POSIN' ♪

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♪ SURE, THEY GOT ICE,
BUT THAT'S JUST WATER THAT'S FROZEN ♪

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♪ I'LL GO ON FURTHER,
CALL ME THE CRAP HERDER ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT
JUST RAP THAT'S CRAP ♪

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♪ IT'S ALL MUSIC,
IN FACT ♪

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♪ YOU KNOW, WHILE
WE'RE AT IT, THROW IN CREATIVE EXPRESSION ♪

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♪ MAKES ME
WANT TO BLAST THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION ♪

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ZORAK, AREN'T YOU BEING
JUST A WEE BIT HARSH?

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♪ IF I WAS THE BOSS,
I'D ENSLAVE ALL OF Y'ALL ♪

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♪ I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE,
I'D EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE ♪

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♪ LEAVING JUST
THE LADY TYPES ♪

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♪ THAT TREAT
A MANTIS RIGHT ♪

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♪ I'M TALKING STACKED RACKS
AND A MOUTH THAT'S SHUT TIGHT ♪

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♪ SCREW THAT!

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♪ THE GIRLIES GOT TO GO,
I DON'T LOVE THEM HOS ♪

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♪ I'M SO OUT THE DO'

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♪ FOR SHO'

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BWAH HA HA HA!

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D'OH! I DIDN'T KNOW
ZORAK COULD DO THAT.

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THERE'S A LOT YOU
DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME. HA HA HA!

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REALLY?
LIKE WHAT ELSE?

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I'M 40 YEARS OLD!

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BWAH HA HA HA!

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WELL, THAT SURE CAME
OUT OF LEFT FIELD.

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OH! WHEW!

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COME ON, FEET.

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LET'S GET TO STEPPING.

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[HUMMING]

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WELCOME TO
STICKY'S BEAT SHACK.

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HOW MAY I
FLIP YOUR LID? HA HA HA!

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OH, WELL, I'M JUST
HERE TO, YOU KNOW, HANG OUT,

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SEE WHAT'S UP
WITH THE COMPETITION.

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OH, I'D FORGET
ABOUT THAT.

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THE BEST RAPPER
WHAT EVER WAS

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IS COMING
BACK TO TOWN TO BREAK IT DOWN.

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I'M TALKING ABOUT
PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO

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MACK DADDY JIZZABANG
DOGGY DOGG DOGG. HA HA!

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NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

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ARE YOU SUGGESTING
HE'S AS TALENTED AS ME?

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I FIND THAT HARD
AND DIFFICULT

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AND HARD
TO BELIEVE.

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LOOK, SHORTY.

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EVERYBODY THINKS
THEY PIMP.

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NOT THE CASE.
THEY JUST FRONTING.

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♪ NO MATTER
HOW YOU FLOW, HE'LL LET YOU KNOW, DAWG ♪

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♪ IF I WERE YOU,
I'D JUST GO HOME, DAWG ♪

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♪ PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO
MACK-DADDY JIZZABANG DOGGY DOGG DOGG ♪

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♪ GOT A TWO-WAY
24 GRILL TO GO ♪

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♪ PHAT CRIB WITH
A BARBER'S POLE ♪

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♪ THINK YOU GOT GAME?
THINK AGAIN, YOU KNOW ♪

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♪ HEADS UP, YOU'LL
END UP WITH A TAG ON YOUR TOE, YO ♪

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♪ WHAT THE WHO'S-A-WHAT?
WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME? ♪

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♪ GO ON, DAWG

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♪ WHAT'D YOU
SAY TO ME? ♪

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OK. YOU WANT ME
TO SLOW IT DOWN FOR YOU?

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I HEAR YOU.

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♪ THE MAN'S UNDEFEATED,
THAT'S THE STONE COLD TRUTH ♪

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♪ HE'S NOT KICKING
YOUR ASS, THEN HE'S KNOCKING THE BOOTS ♪

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♪ HE'S COUNTING
TO 10, I SAY, HE'S ROCKING THE BLUES ♪

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♪ IT'S A GAME,
ALL RIGHT, AND YOU STAND TO LOSE ♪

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MY GOOD MAN,
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

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THAT LOSING IS NOT
IN MY VOCABULARY,

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BUT NEITHER IS
PHLOSSYNASYNIA PURIFICATION.

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AW, MAN.

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I THINK I MIGHT
HAVE A PROBLEM.

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MAN, OH, MAN,
OH, MAN, OH, MAN,

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OH, MAN, OH, MAN.

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WHAT TROUBLES YOU,
NEIGHBORHOOD BRAK?

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WELL, YOU SEE,
I WAS GONNA ENTER THIS BIG CONTEST AND WIN

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BECAUSE I THOUGHT
I WAS BORN TO WIN,

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BUT IT TURNS OUT
I'M BORN TO LOSE.

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MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE
WAS A COMPLETE SHAM!

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THE HOSPITAL
HOODWINKED ME!

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WHERE IS THIS
EVIL HOSPITAL? I WILL DESTROY IT!

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NO. DON'T
TAKE IT OUT ON THEM. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.

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THEN WHOSE
FAULT IS IT?

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OH, IT'S JUST THIS
SUPER-HARD-CORE AWESOME RAPPER.

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AAAH!
I WILL DESTROY HIM!

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AWAY!

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I'LL NEED
HIS COORDINATES.

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HOW CAN I LAUNCH
AN OFFENSIVE WITHOUT THE COORDINATES?!

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OH, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU,
THUNDERCRANKY? HA HA HA!

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I'M ON EDGE.

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I HAVEN'T BEEN
IN A BATTLE FOR WEEKS.

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I LONG FOR
THE TASTE OF WAR.

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♪ WAR IS MY PROFESSION,
WAR IS MY OBSESSION ♪

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♪ NOTHING I LIKE BETTER
THAN A VIOLENT INTERCESSION ♪

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♪ BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED,
THICK ENOUGH TO SWIM IN ♪

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♪ AS I HEAR
THE LAMENTATIONS OF MY CONQUERED FOE'S WOMEN ♪

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♪ WAR,
IT'S GOOD FOR ME ♪

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♪ WHAT'S
MY NAME? ♪

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♪ WAR,
IT'S GOOD FOR ME ♪

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♪ WHAT'S
MY NAME? ♪

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[TURNTABLE SCRATCHING]

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YOU WANT A BATTLE?
TAKE THIS!

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[TURNTABLE SCRATCHING]

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♪ IT'S COME TO
MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE NO AGGRESSION ♪

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♪ NO TIME FOR
SECOND-GUESSIN' ♪

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♪ YOU NEED
A SECRET WEAPON ♪

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AWAY!

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[WEAPONS FIRE]

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[EXPLOSIONS]

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OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?
THUNDERCLEESE HAS FOUND HIMSELF A BATTLE.

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Thundercleese: AAH!

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IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...

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YOU BLOW THOSE LEMONS
TO BITS WITH YOUR LASER CANNONS!

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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DAD?

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[SNIFFLES]
M-MOTHER, IS THAT YOU?

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NO. IT'S ME,
YOUR SON BRAK.

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WHY ARE YOU SITTING
IN THE DARK?

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BECAUSE
THE LIGHTS ARE OFF.

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[SNIFFLES]

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE SWITCH IS LOCATED?

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YEAH. YOU WANT ME TO
TURN IT ON FOR YOU?

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NO! I WANT MOTHER
TO TURN IT ON. SHE HAS SUCH A FLAIR.

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JUST A SIMPLE FLIP
OF HER DAINTY WRIST,

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AND LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE,

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BUT NOW THERE IS
ONLY DARKNESS.

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GOSH, DAD. SHE'S
ONLY ON VACATION.

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I'M TURNING
THESE LIGHTS ON.

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OHH!

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[WHIMPERS]

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OHH!

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AAH!

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AY!

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[MOANS]

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HA HA HA!

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AHH. OK.

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WELL, I'M GONNA
GO UPSTAIRS

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AND TRY AND THINK
OF A SECRET WEAPON.

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OK, SON,

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AND LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S
ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP.

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Narrator: LATER THAT NIGHT
AT THE RAP CONTEST...

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪ MY NAME IS CLARENCE,
AND THAT'S NO LIE ♪

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♪ IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
ASK MY MOM ♪

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♪ SHE'S OVER THERE WITH THAT MAN
SHE MAKES ME CALL DAD ♪

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♪ BUT HE'S NOT MY DAD,
THAT'S GARY ♪

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♪ MY REAL DAD RAN AWAY

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♪ OH, DADDY, WHAT DID I DO
TO MAKE YOU NOT LOVE ME? ♪

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♪ IS IT MY OBESITY?

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♪ IS IT BECAUSE
I LOVE THE THEATER? ♪

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♪ WHY? WHY DID YOU
LEAVE ME WITH GARY? ♪

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MOM! MOMMY!

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[CROWD BOOING]

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THANK YOU, CLARENCE.

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NEXT CONTESTANT IS MERLIN.

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Merlin: HERE'S ONE
FOR THE WIZARDS IN THE CAZZASTLE.

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LISTEN WHILE I DROP SOME MAGIC
ON YOUR HEINIES.

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♪ ALL THE WIZARDS IN THE HOUSE,
SAY "YO" ♪

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♪ PUT A 40 IN YOUR GOBLET,
LET IT FLOW ♪

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♪ GIVES SOME PINCHES
TO YOUR WENCHES DOWN LOW ♪

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♪ TAKE OUT YOUR CRYSTAL BALL,
LET IT GLOW, WHAT'S IT SHOW? ♪

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♪ PUT YOUR STAFFS IN THE AIR
LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ♪

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♪ AND SAY "YO"

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♪ YO

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♪ YO!

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YOOOOOOO!

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[BOOING]

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M.C.: MERLIN!

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NEXT CONTESTANT IS BRAK.

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Zorak: JERK!

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GREETINGS, ALL YOU
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

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MY NAME IS BRAK,
AS YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER.

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♪ WELL, IT'S BRAK, Y'ALL,
GET BACK, Y'ALL ♪

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♪ FROM THE FRONT ROW
TO THE BACK WALL ♪

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♪ I GET ALL THE PEOPLE'S
TOES A-TAPPIN' ♪

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♪ THANKS TO MY RAPPIN',
IT'S NOT HAPPENSTANCE ♪

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♪ JUST DANCE, JUST JUMP

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♪ GET ON THE FLOOR
AND SHAKE THAT BIG OL' RUMP ♪

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♪ JUST DANCE, JUST JUMP

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♪ GET ON THE FLOOR
AND SHAKE THAT BIG OL' RUMP ♪

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♪ SHAKE THAT BUTT,
SHAKE THAT BOTTOM ♪

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♪ SHAKE THAT HEINIE HEINDER

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♪ AND ALL THAT STUFF
THAT YOU SHAKE BEHIND YOU ♪

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DO THE SHAKIN' THE BUTT!

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WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

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M.C.: CONGRATULATIONS, BRAK!

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Zorak: JERK!

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AND NOW THE FINAL
CONTESTANT IS

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PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO MACK-DADDY
JIZZABANG DOGGY DOGG DOGG.

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HEY, MAN. CHECK THIS OUT.

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♪ I'M PRIME,
DOP DOO DOP DOO WAH ♪

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♪ CUT,
WAH KOO KOO KOO WAH KAH ♪

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♪ MIGGITY MO MACK-DADDY,
WHAT'S UP? ♪

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♪ I SAID, A-JIZZABANG,
BOOM BOOM BOOM ♪

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♪ DIGGITY DOGG

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♪ I SAID, A-DOGG A-DOGG
A DIGGITY DOGG ♪

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♪ FALL TO YOUR KNEES, PLEASE,
BREATHE DEEP ♪

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♪ AND WATCH THE REAPER REAP

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♪ FORGET CHILLIN' OUT,
YOU REALLY NEED THE DEEP FREEZE ♪

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♪ THE ONLY WAY
THE MIKE CHANGED ♪

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♪ IS THAT YOU COVERED IT
WITH STINK ♪

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♪ IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE
'CAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY THE WEAKEST LINK ♪

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♪ BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, BUD,
'CAUSE YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD ♪

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♪ LET'S CALL IT CURTAINS
LIKE WHATEVER THE HELL'S ON YOUR HEAD ♪

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♪ CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK
ON YOUR LIPLESS FACE ♪

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♪ WHEN I RAP YOUR PUNK ASS
RIGHT OUT OF THIS PLACE ♪

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♪ MY NAME IS PRIME CUT

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♪ YOU AIN'T
GOT NO RHYME ♪

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♪ YOU GONNA LOSE
BIG TIME ♪

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♪ DON'T YOU HEAR?

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♪ 'CAUSE NO M.C.
HAS EVER SURVIVED ♪

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♪ THAT WENT UP
AGAINST PRIME ♪

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♪ PRIME

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TELL IT, PRIME.

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YOU'RE UNDISPUTED
OR UNDEFEATED, BABY.

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THAT'S RIGHT, SUCKER.

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♪ PRIME,
I MUST ADMIT ♪

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♪ THAT WAS PRETTY
ROOTIN'-TOOTIN' ♪

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♪ YOUR RIP-ROARIN'
RAPPING GAVE MY BRAK BUTT A BOOTIN' ♪

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♪ LIKE A SOAP
THAT'S ON A ROPE ♪

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♪ I'M FEELING HUNG
UP IN THE SHOWER ♪

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♪ IF I HAD A WATCH,
IT'D SAY, THIS WOULD BE MY FINAL HOUR ♪

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[SOBS]

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[SNORT]

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WAAAH.

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DID SOMEBODY ORDER
A SECRET WEAPON?

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SAY WHAT? SAY WHAT?
SAY WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

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♪ HEY, DAD, FANCY
SEEING YOU UP HERE ON THE STAGE ♪

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♪ YOU THINK THAT YOU
CAN BREAK IT DOWN REGARDLESS OF AGE? ♪

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♪ THIS PARTY NEEDED
GOOD OLD DAD TO COME IN AND SURPRISE IT ♪

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♪ I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN
SO THAT IT'S MOM WON'T RECOGNIZE IT ♪

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[PANTING RHYTHMICALLY]

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[PPFT PPFT PPFT]

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[IMITATES SCRATCHING]

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[PANTING RHYTHMICALLY]

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♪ DAD, DAD, DAD,
DAD, DAD, DAD ♪

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♪ DAD, DAD, DAD,
DAD, DAD, DAD ♪

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IS THAT BROKEN
ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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HE'S STILL
STANDING, DADDY.

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00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,103
NOT FOR LONG.

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00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:38,940
[INHALES DEEPLY]

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♪ HIBBY DIBBY DIBBY
HUBBY YIBBY HO ♪

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♪ HABBY DABBY HABBY DABBA
HIBBY YABBA HO ♪

291
00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,044
[PANTING
RHYTHMICALLY]

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[INHALES DEEPLY]

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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
♪ HUMMINABBA SAY VITAMA FOO

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00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,549
[LOW-PITCHED VOICE]
♪ HABBA DABBA BLAH GO BLAVINIVA FO ♪

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[HIGH-PITCH]
♪ HA GO LIBINA VIS OH DEE

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[LOW-PITCH]
♪ HA GO LIBINA SONNA GIMMA YA

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♪ HIBBY DIBBY DIBBY DIBBA
HUBBY DIBBY HO BI ♪

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♪ HIBBY DIBBY DUBBA DUBBA
HUBBY DIBBY HO ♪

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HA HA HA!

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00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,988
THE WINNER IS BRAK...

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Zorak: JERK!

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00:10:58,958 --> 00:10:59,928
M.C.: AND HIS DAD!

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00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:03,432
WELL, DAD, YOU
CERTAINLY CAME THROUGH IN A PINCH.

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00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,766
[GURGLING]

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00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:11,269
THOSE BETTER BE
TALKING BUBBLES, BUDDY.

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AAAAH!

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Prime: ♪ I SAID,
YOU AIN'T GOT NO RHYME ♪

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♪ AND YOU GONNA LOSE BIG TIME

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♪ 'CAUSE NO M.C. HAS EVER
SURVIVED THAT WENT UP ♪

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♪ AGAINST PRIME...

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